Darryl smiled and glanced at the fortune teller: “I’m not interested in counting.”
“Don’t, this gentleman!” The fortune-teller called out all of a sudden. Just now, he was secretly instructed by Hao Jian that he couldn’t just let Darryl go! At that time, the fortune-teller grabbed Darryl’s arm and pinched his fingers in a decent way: “Little brother, your fate is very rough.”
“Yes, yes, the master is so accurate, and his fate is really rough!” Hao Jian laughed loudly and said loudly, “Look at it, everyone, this master is too accurate!”
“I’m not interested in fortune telling, you let go of me.” Darryl said helplessly.
The fortune-telling master still reluctantly said: “Don’t don’t, little brother, I have a relationship with you, I really need to give you a fortune-telling. Little brother, in your entire life, you can only live your life under the protection of others. The old man pinches, you can only be the son-in-law in your life.”
Hahaha!
Be the son-in-law for a lifetime!
As soon as the words fell, many people around laughed out loud.
Hao Jian was full of pain and patted Darryl’s shoulder: “Oh, I heard no, the fortune teller said that you can only be the son-in-law for the rest of your life. This is fate. I’m so sad for you.”
Elisa bit her lip, unable to laugh, feeling a little sympathetic.
Is Darryl’s fate so miserable? The master has said that he can only be a door-to-door son-in-law for the rest of his life..
Darryl showed a slight smile and looked at the fortune teller in front of him. He could see that the fortune-teller’s beard looked very uncoordinated, it looked like it was glued on, right?
At this moment, Elisa whispered: “Darryl, don’t be uncomfortable…”
Elisa at this time still believed in the fortune teller’s words. After all, he is really accurate.
Before she finished speaking, Darryl smiled and interrupted: “Elisa, you don’t really believe this, do you? It’s completely pretending and deceiving.”
Are the liars so bold now?
Hearing Darryl’s words, Elisa was a little anxious, took his arm, and said earnestly: “Darryl, this master is really accurate. He told me just now and he said nothing bad.”
Hao Jian couldn’t help it, and said with a sneer: “Darryl, you feel uncomfortable and you don’t want to admit your fate, so forget it. You still dare to question the master? What qualifications do you have to say that the master is a lie?”
This shameless pen Darryl.
Today is a rare opportunity to catch, and you must be embarrassed.
At this time, the fortune-teller also stroked his beard, and said slowly: “The old man is Tianjun Mountain, the inner disciple of Lingbao Taoist Temple, and he never tells lies. It is ridiculous that you say I am talking nonsense.”
Are you still pretending?
Darryl smiled secretly, and said to the fortune teller: “Really? Then tell me, how did you count Elisa just now?”
In “Yin Yang Darryl Shui Jue”, in addition to Darryl Shui metaphysics, it also involves some divination techniques, so Darryl also knows a little bit about fortune telling. But just understand some furs.
The fortune teller glanced at Elisa and slowly said, “This young lady, the fate belongs to gold, and she is in conflict with Mu Mingge…”
Speaking of this, the fortune teller suddenly yelled: “Oh, this Darryl is Mu Ming! Miss Zhou, you should stay away from this Darryl in the future.”
what?
He and Darryl fate?
Elisa took a step back subconsciously.
Hao Jian took the opportunity
Coming over, he grabbed Elisa’s hand and said, “Qin’er, did you hear what the master said, stay away from this door-to-door son-in-law in the future.”
Darryl laughed and looked at the fortune teller: “You are right in the first half of the calculation. Elisa is indeed a golden fate, but in this aspect of fate, you are completely wrong. Her fate is Gen, yes. My life is not wrong, but the life hexagram is also Gen.”
Having said this, Darryl couldn’t help but snorted, his eyes showed a bit of contempt: “The Ming Gua is the same as Gen, so why should I say that?”
what?
Why don’t you understand? !
At this moment, the people around watching the excitement were already stunned.
The fortune-teller also had a stiff expression, and a faint layer of cold sweat came out of his forehead.
Hao Jian asked himself to come out and pretend to be a fortune teller, with the main purpose of deceiving Elisa.
This door-to-door son-in-law in front of me is so professional?
Elisa was full of surprise: “Darryl? Do you still know this?”
She knew that Darryl knew Darryl Shui and antiques. But how can you still know fortune-telling?
The man in front of him can always surprise himself.
Darryl smiled faintly: “Understand a little bit.”
Hao Jian on one side was completely anxious, D*mn, he immediately asked for a successful marriage, and he couldn’t be messed up by Darryl!
Thinking about it, he gave a wink at the fortune teller.
The fortune-teller immediately answered: “Mr. Yue, I just calculated it on purpose. You are still a broom star. Whoever walks close to you will be unlucky. Even your wife, your friend, It all follows bad luck, maybe something will happen someday…”
“What did you say.” At this moment, the smile on Darryl’s face slowly disappeared, his tone extremely cold.
This fortune teller, his words are too bad.
“You…” The fortune teller was startled by the look, and his voice trembled: “I said you are a broom star…”
Darryl interrupted his words, and said every word: “I will give you a divination, too. Today, I am afraid there will be a disaster of blood and light.”
Bloodlight disaster?
The fortune teller was stunned, staring at him blankly: “What kind of blood and light disaster?”
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, Darryl slapped Zhang Zhao’s face fiercely without a slap.
“Fcuk!”
The fortune-teller screamed, and the place he was drawn turned around twice. The whole person was dumbfounded, and he squatted on the ground with a nosebleed.
“you…”
The fortune-teller was relieved and pointed at Darryl in anger.
At this moment, Hao Jian yelled out: “Darryl, what are you doing? Master, do you also fight? Do you have any education.”
Elisa was also anxious: “Darryl, how can you do it? The master speaks a little bit ugly, but he is a Taoist person anyway, you do it casually, this is disrespectful to people.”
“Yup!”
The people on the street also called out one after another at this time, accusing Darryl.
“Boy, you are young and sturdy, but you can’t do anything against Taoist disciples.”
“Yup..”
Darryl ignored them, walked over with a sneer, and grabbed the fortune-teller’s collar.
, Lifted him up.
In the next second, under the howl of the fortune-teller, Darryl suddenly tugged and tore off his goatee.
“Look at everyone, this is the fortune teller, and the beard is all glued on.”
Throwing his beard on the ground, Darryl looked around and said with a sneer.
The fortune teller panicked completely: “This gentleman, you are too much, what’s wrong with my beard?”,
Who stipulated that masters should not stick beards?
It’s really hard to die before the Yellow River.
Darryl smiled coldly, no nonsense, grabbing his clothes and pulling hard.
Chuck.
The robe on the fortune-teller’s body was suddenly torn! The clothes inside came out.
Seeing the clothes inside the master, all the onlookers laughed.
This master is too fashionable, wearing a Nike tracksuit on the upper body and a pair of Adissas pants on the lower body.
Haha…
Such a stylish fortune teller.
This is the first time I have seen you.
A burst of laughter broke out around.
At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you can see it. The so-called “fortune teller” in front of him is a fake.
“you….”
The fortune-teller flushed, sweated profusely, mixed with nosebleeds, and was so embarrassed that he couldn’t say a word when he pointed at Darryl.
Elisa stomped angrily, shy and angry in his heart.
Turned out to be a liar.
It is ridiculous that he believed his words just now.
“Dare to cheat on the street, do you know who I am?” Elisa said angrily, and at the same time took out the phone, ready to call a colleague over.
What Elisa hates most is a liar.
I have been deceived, is it still worth it?
The man was frightened and hurriedly asked Hao Jianqiu: “Master Hao, you help me, I don’t want to be locked in.”
D*mn! Is there something wrong with this kid, sh!t! Real special code is not reliable, this is to confess yourself!
Hao Jian was so angry that he kicked it over: “Fcuk you, do I know you?”
This useless thing, things are not done properly, still want to pull yourself into the water?
Elisa called twice, but no one answered.
Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and most of the colleagues in the bureau have come out to maintain law and order.
“Today I will give you a chance, next time I dare to come out to lie, I can’t spare you.” Elisa was very angry when he couldn’t make the phone call, and yelled at the man: “Get out.”
The man nodded his head, and left the stall dingy.
At this time, I saw no excitement, and many people around were also scattered.
Elisa walked up to Darryl, with the embarrassment in his eyes that could not be concealed, bit his lip, and said softly: “Good brother, I’m sorry, I didn’t expect him to be a fake.”
At this time, Elisa wanted to find a place to sew in.
He was the captain of the criminal investigation team, and he believed the words of a liar.